Policy Meetings: A Comedy of Errors

Ever been in a policy meeting where everyone has a different agenda, and somehow the coffee machine breaks down too? I was at one last week where we spent an hour debating whether to use ‘stakeholders’ or ‘community members’ in our flyer. It’s like we’ve turned these discussions into a reality show. I’d love to hear your funniest meeting fiascos.

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I once watched a 45-minute debate about whether we should call it a ‘task force’ or a ‘working group’ — you’d think we were deciding the fate of the universe! I wonder if any of those folks would also argue over the correct way to brew the coffee. What’s the wildest term you’ve heard used in a meeting?

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